Priceless!

Sherin · 10-22-2004, 09:05 PM

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the **** do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs. $45.00

The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS.

tboginski · 10-22-2004, 09:18 PM

Oh my God, that's perfect.

Neon Beach · 10-22-2004, 09:23 PM

Mr virgin reading skills!!!!!!!!

perfecttan01 · 10-23-2004, 03:39 AM

Was not me, I dont even own a radar gun.

MTM · 10-23-2004, 03:26 PM

That was too funny...LOL

COCONUT · 10-25-2004, 11:03 AM

my fiancee is a cop..he is gonna love that!! LOL.....

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JOLEE · 10-25-2004, 11:08 AM

funny! maybe I'll remember that one to share! I never remember jokes...lol.

bronzedmama · 10-25-2004, 03:26 PM

oh my lord that was funny...thanks Sherin

bronzedmama · 10-25-2004, 03:26 PM

sorry double post

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pam · 10-25-2004, 04:00 PM

I am sitting here thinking of all the people I will send this to!

10-22-2004, 09:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the ** do you do with a 6 foot *****?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS.

10-22-2004, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
tboginski Join Date: Oct 10 2004 Posts: 156 Rep Power: 5	Oh my God, that's perfect.

10-22-2004, 09:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Mr virgin reading skills!!!!!!!!

10-23-2004, 03:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 788 Rep Power: 7	Was not me, I dont even own a radar gun.

10-23-2004, 03:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
MTM Join Date: Oct 15 2004 Posts: 118 Rep Power: 5	That was too funny...LOL

10-25-2004, 11:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	my fiancee is a cop..he is gonna love that!! LOL..... _________________ perception is ones reality!![ This Message was edited by: coconut on 2004-10-25 10:04 ]

10-25-2004, 11:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
JOLEE Join Date: Nov 25 2003 Posts: 858 Rep Power: 6	funny! maybe I'll remember that one to share! I never remember jokes...lol.

10-25-2004, 03:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
bronzedmama Join Date: Apr 30 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 114 Rep Power: 5	oh my lord that was funny...thanks Sherin

10-25-2004, 03:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
bronzedmama Join Date: Apr 30 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 114 Rep Power: 5	sorry double post _________________ [ This Message was edited by: bronzedmama on 2004-10-25 15:21 ]

10-25-2004, 04:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
pam Police Department Join Date: Oct 29 2001 Location: USA Posts: 5,036 Rep Power: 10	I am sitting here thinking of all the people I will send this to!

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