Funny sayings from a funny man - tanTALK

engfant · 10-21-2004, 10:27 AM

Not gunna say who spoke this genius but dam it's funny

"Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's
an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees."
Crawford, TX 8/21/01

"It's your money, you paid for it."
La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on
interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against
interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
CBS News 2/25/00

"I don't read what's handed to me."
New York, NY 3/15/00

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
New York, NY 2/19/00

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because
it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
Austin, Texas 12/20/00

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm
for it."
St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta
preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, SC 1/11/00

"They Misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer
questions. I can't answer your question."
Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

"Our priorities is our faith."
Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so
long as I'm the dictator."
Washington, DC 12/18/00

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's
the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than
that."
Washington, DC, 3/13/02

"And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the
nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans
to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of
service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours."
Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
New York, NY 4/23/02

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60
years)."
Tokyo 2/18/02

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and
what I believe in. I believe what I believe is right."
Rome 7/22/01

"I think we agree, the past is over."
Dallas, TX 5/10/00

SwedaGuy · 10-21-2004, 12:52 PM

Um, why aren't you citing the source of your quotes?

I know who said these things...but why are you trying to keep it a secret?

engfant · 10-21-2004, 01:02 PM

Because the source is unreliable (e-mail) and I'm too lazy to make sure they are all ACTUALLY genuine. Therefore, this is just a thread of funny one liners from SUPPOSEDLY the same guy.

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so
long as I'm the dictator."

says it all.

electricparadise · 10-21-2004, 02:59 PM

Found a site that I was going to print these "cute" sayings And if you believe some folks they are few & far between .Yep there was only 45 pages to down load ,didn't have enough paper & now I can't find the site.(but I 'm trying)

_________________
"IF YOUR'E PAYIN TAXES ,YOUR'E MAKIN MONEY.[ This Message was edited by: electricparadise on 2004-10-21 15:10 ]

engfant · 10-21-2004, 03:15 PM

dubyaspeak.com. They got everything he's ever said.

electricparadise · 10-21-2004, 03:41 PM

thanks

SwedaGuy · 10-21-2004, 04:16 PM

Have you not seen the books on the subject? I got one from a democrat friend for my birthday...the scary thing, it was volume II...same author has another compilation, but most of it is just reprinting the best of Vols 1 & 2...

engfant · 10-21-2004, 04:18 PM

"the scary thing, it was volume II"

HA HA HA

Sherin · 10-24-2004, 12:43 PM

slate.com
(msn.com)
They have them all, and post a new one every week. you can also buy the book.
"bushisms"

sizzlestan · 10-24-2004, 12:56 PM

How about this quote by another famous American:

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Personally I would rather have a person in office who butchers the Englush language then one thats a compulsive liar who cost the American public millions upon millions of dollars because he decided to stick his slick willy in an interns mouth a couple dozen times. And you guys think Bush is a joke. I remember during the whole scandal how DJ's were calling up non-English speaking countires and saying the name of the man who said the quote above. Then all you heard was extreme laughter on the other side. Oh so funny!

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10-21-2004, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	Not gunna say who spoke this genius but dam it's funny "Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees." Crawford, TX 8/21/01 "It's your money, you paid for it." La Crosse, WI 10/18/00 "The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating." CBS News 2/25/00 "I don't read what's handed to me." New York, NY 3/15/00 "More and more of our imports come from overseas." Beaverton, OR 9/29/00 "I understand small business growth. I was one." New York, NY 2/19/00 "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." Austin, Texas 12/20/00 "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it." St. Louis, MO 10/18/00 "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve." Nashua, NH 1/28/00 "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" Florence, SC 1/11/00 "They Misunderestimated me." Bentonville, AR 11/6/00 "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00 "Our priorities is our faith." Greensboro, NC 10/10/00 "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." Washington, DC 12/18/00 "There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that." Washington, DC, 3/13/02 "And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours." Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02 "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." New York, NY 4/23/02 "For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years)." Tokyo 2/18/02 "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe in. I believe what I believe is right." Rome 7/22/01 "I think we agree, the past is over." Dallas, TX 5/10/00

10-21-2004, 12:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 533 Rep Power: 0	Um, why aren't you citing the source of your quotes? I know who said these things...but why are you trying to keep it a secret?

10-21-2004, 01:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	Because the source is unreliable (e-mail) and I'm too lazy to make sure they are all ACTUALLY genuine. Therefore, this is just a thread of funny one liners from SUPPOSEDLY the same guy. "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." says it all.

10-21-2004, 02:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
electricparadise Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 4 2002 Posts: 180 Rep Power: 0	Found a site that I was going to print these "cute" sayings And if you believe some folks they are few & far between .Yep there was only 45 pages to down load ,didn't have enough paper & now I can't find the site.(but I 'm trying) _________________ "IF YOUR'E PAYIN TAXES ,YOUR'E MAKIN MONEY.[ This Message was edited by: electricparadise on 2004-10-21 15:10 ]

10-21-2004, 03:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	dubyaspeak.com. They got everything he's ever said.

10-21-2004, 03:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
electricparadise Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 4 2002 Posts: 180 Rep Power: 0	thanks

10-21-2004, 04:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 533 Rep Power: 0	Have you not seen the books on the subject? I got one from a democrat friend for my birthday...the scary thing, it was volume II...same author has another compilation, but most of it is just reprinting the best of Vols 1 & 2...

10-21-2004, 04:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	"the scary thing, it was volume II" HA HA HA

10-24-2004, 12:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	slate.com (msn.com) They have them all, and post a new one every week. you can also buy the book. "bushisms"

10-24-2004, 12:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
sizzlestan Join Date: Jul 25 2004 Posts: 446 Rep Power: 20	How about this quote by another famous American: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Personally I would rather have a person in office who butchers the Englush language then one thats a compulsive liar who cost the American public millions upon millions of dollars because he decided to stick his slick willy in an interns mouth a couple dozen times. And you guys think Bush is a joke. I remember during the whole scandal how DJ's were calling up non-English speaking countires and saying the name of the man who said the quote above. Then all you heard was extreme laughter on the other side. Oh so funny!

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