State slogans. Are these correct?

Neon Beach · 10-07-2004, 05:27 PM

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!

ALOHATANCA · 10-07-2004, 05:32 PM

Definitly does not apply to me and California, No plastic here, just the real thing!!!!

Sherin · 10-07-2004, 05:35 PM

I think Nerds & Slackers who don't tan! should be added!

mjoy25 · 03-19-2005, 12:11 AM

Why does everyone have to knock MS? I love it here!!!

redheadgranny · 04-03-2005, 08:59 AM

Mississippi is great, I've been there a few times. I'm married, BUT Not to a family member.
Actual slogan "Almost Heaven" and the licence plates state "Wild and Wonderful"

SwedaGuy · 04-04-2005, 10:05 AM

I live in TN now, but grew up in WI, and both of those slogans are more accurate than their officially adopted counterparts...

COCONUT · 04-04-2005, 11:43 AM

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
How funny!!

Neon Beach · 04-04-2005, 11:47 AM

I just re-read that one, sounds familiar for some reason??

bronzed_hunnybunz_xoxo · 04-05-2005, 08:54 PM

mine fits pretty well...pa......lol

bronzed_hunnybunz_xoxo · 04-05-2005, 08:54 PM

where did ya find that neon..lol

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10-07-2004, 05:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!

10-07-2004, 05:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
ALOHATANCA Police Department Join Date: Nov 14 2003 Location: CALIFORNIA Age: 49 Posts: 4,436 Rep Power: 8	Definitly does not apply to me and California, No plastic here, just the real thing!!!!

10-07-2004, 05:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	I think Nerds & Slackers who don't tan! should be added!

03-19-2005, 12:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
mjoy25 Join Date: Mar 18 2005 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Why does everyone have to knock MS? I love it here!!!

04-03-2005, 08:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
redheadgranny Join Date: Nov 8 2004 Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0	Mississippi is great, I've been there a few times. I'm married, BUT Not to a family member. Actual slogan "Almost Heaven" and the licence plates state "Wild and Wonderful"

04-04-2005, 10:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 777 Rep Power: 0	I live in TN now, but grew up in WI, and both of those slogans are more accurate than their officially adopted counterparts...

04-04-2005, 11:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! How funny!!

04-04-2005, 11:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	I just re-read that one, sounds familiar for some reason??

04-05-2005, 08:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
bronzed_hunnybunz_xoxo Join Date: Mar 29 2005 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 0	mine fits pretty well...pa......lol

04-05-2005, 08:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
bronzed_hunnybunz_xoxo Join Date: Mar 29 2005 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 0	where did ya find that neon..lol

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