Are you a Donk-Aholic? - tanTALK

lil_missfit · 09-30-2004, 07:52 PM

I would like to welcome all of you to this months's meeting of Donkey-aholic Anonymous.

some of you are here tonight because a friend or relative brought you. You may be sitting here thinking that you are OK and don't really need any help. It is not easy to admit that you are a donk-aholic and it is even harder to bring yourself to a DA metting for help. DA is here to assist you.

I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you come to the right place.

1. Can you say "sheath" in public without blushing?
2. Do you drive a big truck with a towing package when everyone else drives a real car?
3. Do you have to make room for passengers by moving wormer, vet supplies, and various tack you've been storing in your vehicle?
4. Is your barn spotlessly picked up and your house is in need of full time maid service?
5. Do you spend your holidays going to shows, clinics, and seminars?
6. Do you have your vet's number on speed dial, but you don't even have a regular people doctor?
7. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly scraped boots?
8. Is your interior decorator State Line Tack?
9. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen with your donkeys in mind?
10. Are your end tables really tack trunks with tablecloths thrown over them?
11. Do you know the meaning of Coggins?
12. Is your mail made up primarily of tack catalogs and donkey/mule magazines?
13. Do you get up before dawn to ride? Go to donkey and mule shows? Clinics? (but have trouble getting up for work?)
14. Do your pockets often contain bits of carrot, hoof picks, or other treats?
15. Do your friends pick hat out of your hair or off your clothes, especially in public or at work?
16. Do you remember the name of a new acquaintance's donkey before you remember their own names?
17. Do you find non-donkey people boring?

If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble.

My advice to all of you with three or more YES's is to sit back and smile, turn to the smiling person next to you, and know that your life will always be filled with good friends and good donkey's and it will never be boring.

tanu01 · 09-30-2004, 07:54 PM

Is this a type donk-spam in a can ?
Bob

Sherin · 09-30-2004, 08:19 PM

I were Sherin and we're a donk-a-holic!

engfant · 10-01-2004, 10:41 AM

What's going on here? I failed that test and I'm more *** than anyone.

lil_missfit · 10-01-2004, 03:52 PM

Sherin · 10-01-2004, 04:01 PM

No comment!

09-30-2004, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
lil_missfit Join Date: Sep 29 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,374 Rep Power: 24	I would like to welcome all of you to this months's meeting of Donkey-aholic Anonymous. some of you are here tonight because a friend or relative brought you. You may be sitting here thinking that you are OK and don't really need any help. It is not easy to admit that you are a donk-aholic and it is even harder to bring yourself to a DA metting for help. DA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask. If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you come to the right place. 1. Can you say "sheath" in public without blushing? 2. Do you drive a big truck with a towing package when everyone else drives a real car? 3. Do you have to make room for passengers by moving wormer, vet supplies, and various tack you've been storing in your vehicle? 4. Is your barn spotlessly picked up and your house is in need of full time maid service? 5. Do you spend your holidays going to shows, clinics, and seminars? 6. Do you have your vet's number on speed dial, but you don't even have a regular people doctor? 7. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly scraped boots? 8. Is your interior decorator State Line Tack? 9. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen with your donkeys in mind? 10. Are your end tables really tack trunks with tablecloths thrown over them? 11. Do you know the meaning of Coggins? 12. Is your mail made up primarily of tack catalogs and donkey/mule magazines? 13. Do you get up before dawn to ride? Go to donkey and mule shows? Clinics? (but have trouble getting up for work?) 14. Do your pockets often contain bits of carrot, hoof picks, or other treats? 15. Do your friends pick hat out of your hair or off your clothes, especially in public or at work? 16. Do you remember the name of a new acquaintance's donkey before you remember their own names? 17. Do you find non-donkey people boring? If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble. My advice to all of you with three or more YES's is to sit back and smile, turn to the smiling person next to you, and know that your life will always be filled with good friends and good donkey's and it will never be boring.

09-30-2004, 07:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
tanu01 "The Man" Join Date: Mar 4 2003 Location: ohio Posts: 4,015 Rep Power: 23	Is this a type donk-spam in a can ? Bob

09-30-2004, 08:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	I were Sherin and we're a donk-a-holic!

10-01-2004, 10:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	What's going on here? I failed that test and I'm more *** than anyone.

10-01-2004, 03:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
lil_missfit Join Date: Sep 29 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,374 Rep Power: 24

10-01-2004, 04:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	No comment!

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