TANNING IN PRISON? STOP Prop. 194!

Club Rayz International · 11-24-2003, 06:54 PM

HOW MANY ARE TIRED OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO THESE POSH "COUNTRY CLUB" PRISONS? IN YOUR NEXT ELECTION, VOTE AGAINST PROP 194 THAT WOULD ALLOW FAT, BALDING, SMELLY (SOON TO BE "EX" TANNING SALON OWNERS TURNED FELONS), TO TAN IN PRISON. GRANTED, EVEN THEY COULDN'T GET A DATE THERE, BUT ONCE THEIR TEETH GET KNOCKED DOWN THEIR THROAT BY SOMEONE INCARCERATED FOR KILLING A NUN WITH A "TANDLE", THEIR FOUL TOOTHLESS MOUTH WILL BE A WARM HOST TO A FOOT-LONG, CHOCOLATE BATTERING RAM. ONLY THEN WILL YOU TRUELY KNOW HOW YOUR WIFE FEELS FOR WAKING UP ALL THESE YEARS WITH A BAD MORENING. (sleep tight)

cabosunsalon · 11-25-2003, 12:19 AM

you must be joking

TANQUEEN · 11-25-2003, 12:14 PM

I believe killing a nun with a "tandle" is a crime punishable by being send to a non-tanning prison!

BAHAMA MAMAS · 11-25-2003, 01:07 PM

Club Rayz International~ are you Okay? your posts scare me! I think you have fallen off the deep end!

tanmonster · 11-25-2003, 04:09 PM

He needs some real tan!!!

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11-24-2003, 06:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Club Rayz International Join Date: Nov 13 2003 Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	HOW MANY ARE TIRED OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO THESE POSH "COUNTRY CLUB" PRISONS? IN YOUR NEXT ELECTION, VOTE AGAINST PROP 194 THAT WOULD ALLOW FAT, BALDING, SMELLY (SOON TO BE "EX" TANNING SALON OWNERS TURNED FELONS), TO TAN IN PRISON. GRANTED, EVEN THEY COULDN'T GET A DATE THERE, BUT ONCE THEIR TEETH GET KNOCKED DOWN THEIR THROAT BY SOMEONE INCARCERATED FOR KILLING A NUN WITH A "TANDLE", THEIR FOUL TOOTHLESS MOUTH WILL BE A WARM HOST TO A FOOT-LONG, CHOCOLATE BATTERING RAM. ONLY THEN WILL YOU TRUELY KNOW HOW YOUR WIFE FEELS FOR WAKING UP ALL THESE YEARS WITH A BAD MORENING. (sleep tight)

11-25-2003, 12:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
cabosunsalon Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 7 2005 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 0	you must be joking

11-25-2003, 12:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
TANQUEEN Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Aug 6 2002 Posts: 389 Rep Power: 0	I believe killing a nun with a "tandle" is a crime punishable by being send to a non-tanning prison!

11-25-2003, 01:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
BAHAMA MAMAS Join Date: Aug 2 2003 Location: UTAH Posts: 741 Rep Power: 6	Club Rayz International~ are you Okay? your posts scare me! I think you have fallen off the deep end!

11-25-2003, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
tanmonster Join Date: Jul 13 2003 Posts: 224 Rep Power: 6	He needs some real tan!!!

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