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Old 06-07-2003, 09:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are...

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need inly tow tools:WD-40 & Duct tape
If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. Never pass up an opportunity to use tha bathroom.

6. If he/she says that you're too good for him/her-believe them.

7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

9. If you wake up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance to make this a great day!

10. Live well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you cannot take it with you. Statistics show most people do not live to spend all they have saved; some die even before they retire. So USE the good silver and china more often!

12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to push your wheelchair!!!


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Addition to #12-----Or empty your bedpan or choose your nursing home!

Thanks for reminding us of these truths!

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