Drug Problem

BooBop · 05-21-2003, 08:56 AM

I had a drug problem when I was young.

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather.

I was drug to school every weekday.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful
to adults and teachers.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.

Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my
behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger
than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today's children had this
kind of drug problem, America might be a better place!!!

Team Paradise · 05-21-2003, 12:14 PM

Wow! This is great! I'm sending it to all my friends! Thanks for sharing!

BooBop · 05-21-2003, 07:36 PM

Ain't it the truth?!

pam · 05-22-2003, 06:40 AM

I sent this on too! How true it is! A lot of kids today don't seem to have a good foundation under them. Oh, the things you begin to appreciate as you get older---I mean more mature!

Pam

Teresa · 06-02-2003, 08:40 AM

Wow,,,,missed this one....very true!!!!

engfant · 06-23-2003, 08:16 PM

Nicely said. DId you make that up or will I be hearing this on the next George Carlin special?

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05-21-2003, 08:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,496 Rep Power: 13	I had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather. I was drug to school every weekday. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents. Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America might be a better place!!!

05-21-2003, 12:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Team Paradise Join Date: May 4 2003 Posts: 122 Rep Power: 6	Wow! This is great! I'm sending it to all my friends! Thanks for sharing!

05-21-2003, 07:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,496 Rep Power: 13	Ain't it the truth?!

05-22-2003, 06:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
pam Police Department Join Date: Oct 29 2001 Location: USA Posts: 5,036 Rep Power: 9	I sent this on too! How true it is! A lot of kids today don't seem to have a good foundation under them. Oh, the things you begin to appreciate as you get older---I mean more mature! Pam

06-02-2003, 08:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
Teresa Join Date: Dec 29 2001 Location: Davenport, IA Age: 44 Posts: 2,803 Rep Power: 9	Wow,,,,missed this one....very true!!!!

06-23-2003, 08:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 8,957 Rep Power: 12	Nicely said. DId you make that up or will I be hearing this on the next George Carlin special?

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