Dear John letter

BooBop · 02-16-2003, 06:28 PM

I heard this on the radio a while back and now someone sent it via email. funny

> > Subject: Responding to a Dear John Letter
> > >
> > >
> > > The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter
> > > An Army aviator was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he
> > > received
> > > a Dear John letter from his girlfriend.
> > > In the letter she explained that she had slept with two other guys
> > > while
> > > he'd been gone and she wanted to break up with
> > > him. In addition, she wanted him to return the picture she'd given him
> > > of
> > > herself.
> > >
> > > So the Aviator did what any self-respecting guy would do. He went
> > > around to
> > > all the other guys and collected about 25
> > > unwanted pictures of women they'd broken up with. Then he bundled up
> > > the
> > > pictures and sent them to his girlfriend
> > > along with this note:
> > >
> > > "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
> > > that
> > > belongs to you and send the rest back.
> > > Thanks."

LJ · 02-16-2003, 10:16 PM

hehe.....

John Ribner · 02-19-2003, 03:48 PM

It's weird, but every letter I get is a "Dear John" letter.

BooBop · 02-19-2003, 03:56 PM

Teresa · 02-19-2003, 04:18 PM

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02-16-2003, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,497 Rep Power: 13	I heard this on the radio a while back and now someone sent it via email. funny > > Subject: Responding to a Dear John Letter > > > > > > > > > The Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter > > > An Army aviator was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he > > > received > > > a Dear John letter from his girlfriend. > > > In the letter she explained that she had slept with two other guys > > > while > > > he'd been gone and she wanted to break up with > > > him. In addition, she wanted him to return the picture she'd given him > > > of > > > herself. > > > > > > So the Aviator did what any self-respecting guy would do. He went > > > around to > > > all the other guys and collected about 25 > > > unwanted pictures of women they'd broken up with. Then he bundled up > > > the > > > pictures and sent them to his girlfriend > > > along with this note: > > > > > > "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one > > > that > > > belongs to you and send the rest back. > > > Thanks."

02-16-2003, 10:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
LJ Join Date: Jan 12 2003 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 6	hehe.....

02-19-2003, 03:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
John Ribner I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 30 2001 Posts: 479 Rep Power: 8	It's weird, but every letter I get is a "Dear John" letter.

02-19-2003, 03:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,497 Rep Power: 13

02-19-2003, 04:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Teresa Join Date: Dec 29 2001 Location: Davenport, IA Age: 44 Posts: 2,803 Rep Power: 9

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