BooBop

Subject: THIS IS A MUST READ;;;; VERY FUNNY
>
> This has got to be one of the funniest I've
heard in a long time. I
> think this guy should have been promoted, not
fired. This is a true story
> from the Word Perfect Help line which was
transcribed from a recording
> monitoring the customer care department.
Needless to say the Help Desk
> employee was fired; however, he/she is
currently suing the Word Perfect
> organization for "Termination without Cause"
(now I know why they record
> these conversations!).

> PC Tech "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I
help you?"
>
> Customer "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPerfect."
>
> PC Tech "What sort of trouble?"
>
> Customer "Well, I was just typing along, and
all of a sudden the words
went
> away."
>

> PC Tech "Went away?"
>
> Customer "They disappeared."
>
> PC Tech "Hmm. So what does your screen look
like now?"
>
> Customer "Nothing."
>
> PC Tech "Nothing?"
>
> Customer "It's blank; it won't accept anything
when I type."
>
> PC Tech "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did
you get out?"
>
> Customer "How do I tell?"
>
> PC Tech "Can you see the C: prompt on the
screen?"
>
> Customer "What's a sea-prompt?"
>
> PC Tech "Never mind, can you move your cursor
around the screen?"
>
> Customer "There isn't any cursor: I told you,
it won't accept anything I
> type."
>
> PC Tech "Does your monitor have a power
indicator?"
>
> Customer "What's a monitor?"
>
> PC Tech "It's the thing with the screen on it
that looks like a TV.
>
> Does it have a little light that tells you when
it's on?"
>
> Customer "I don't know."
>
> PC Tech "Well, then look on the back of the
monitor and find where the
> power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
>
> Customer "Yes, I think so."
>
> PC Tech "Great. Follow the cord to the plug,
and tell me if it's plugged
> into the wall."
>
> Customer "Yes, it is."
>
> PC Tech "When you were behind the monitor, did
you notice that there were
> two cables plugged into the back of it, not
just one?"
>
> Customer "No."
>
> PC Tech "Well, there are. I need you to look
back there again and find
the
> other cable."
>
> Customer "Okay, here it is."
>
> PC Tech "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's
plugged securely into the
> back of your computer."
>
> Customer "I can't reach."
>
> PC Tech "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>
> Customer "No."
>
> PC Tech "Even if you maybe put your knee on
something and lean way over?"
>
> Customer "Oh, it's not because I don't have the
right angle - it's because
> it's dark."
>
> PC Tech "Dark?"
>
> Customer "Yes - the office light is off, and
the only light I have is
> coming in from the window."
>
> PC Tech "Well, turn on the office light then."
>
> Customer "I can't."
>
> PC Tech "No? Why not?"
>
> Customer "Because there's a power failure."
>
> PC Tech "A power...A power failure? Aha, Okay,
we've got it licked now
>
> Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff your computer
> came in?"
>
> Customer "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.
>
> PC Tech "Good. Go get them, and unplug your
system and pack it up just
> like it was when you got it. Then take it back
to the store you bought it
> from."
>
> Customer "Really? Is it that bad?"
>
> PC Tech "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>
> Customer "Well, all right then, I suppose.
What do I tell them?"
>
> PC Tech "Tell them you're too stupid to own a
computer."
>

electricparadise

Just read that to two of my tanners ....They loved IT!

pam

Don't talk about me like that, Mitzi!
Pam

BooBop

haaar Pam, that is what my puter guy would like to tell me but I pay him to well... FREE TAN

SUN

where's the any key??---hehe