Subject: THIS IS A MUST READ;;;; VERY FUNNY > > This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard in a long time. I > think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story > from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording > monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk > employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect > organization for "Termination without Cause" (now I know why they record > these conversations!). > PC Tech "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" > > Customer "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > > PC Tech "What sort of trouble?" > > Customer "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went > away." > > PC Tech "Went away?" > > Customer "They disappeared." > > PC Tech "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" > > Customer "Nothing." > > PC Tech "Nothing?" > > Customer "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." > > PC Tech "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" > > Customer "How do I tell?" > > PC Tech "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" > > Customer "What's a sea-prompt?" > > PC Tech "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" > > Customer "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I > type." > > PC Tech "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" > > Customer "What's a monitor?" > > PC Tech "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. > > Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" > > Customer "I don't know." > > PC Tech "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the > power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" > > Customer "Yes, I think so." > > PC Tech "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged > into the wall." > > Customer "Yes, it is." > > PC Tech "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were > two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" > > Customer "No." > > PC Tech "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the > other cable." > > Customer "Okay, here it is." > > PC Tech "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the > back of your computer." > > Customer "I can't reach." > > PC Tech "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" > > Customer "No." > > PC Tech "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" > > Customer "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because > it's dark." > > PC Tech "Dark?" > > Customer "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is > coming in from the window." > > PC Tech "Well, turn on the office light then." > > Customer "I can't." > > PC Tech "No? Why not?" > > Customer "Because there's a power failure." > > PC Tech "A power...A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now > > Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer > came in?" > > Customer "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet. > > PC Tech "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just > like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it > from." > > Customer "Really? Is it that bad?" > > PC Tech "Yes, I'm afraid it is." > > Customer "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" > > PC Tech "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." > |
Just read that to two of my tanners ....They loved IT! |
Don't talk about me like that, Mitzi! Pam |
haaar Pam, that is what my puter guy would like to tell me but I pay him to well... FREE TAN |
where's the any key??---hehe |
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