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Old 11-28-2002, 04:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks.

Does anybody else love these books as much as I do?? I think I have every one of them. They came out a couple of years ago. There are different "handbooks" for different areas of interests: Travel, Golf, Dating & Sex, etc.
Well, I have the new one !!! Yeah !!
It is the survival handbook for the HOLIDAYS!! It is hilarious!!
Just a few of the topics in this new Holiday Survival Guide:
* How to Silence A Group of Carolers
* How to Treat a Tongue Stuck to A Pole
* How to Evade a Stampede of Shoppers
* How To Stop a Runaway One-Horse Open Sleigh
and
* How to Fit into Clothing that Is Too Tight
. . .
and much more.

Funny-Funny Books
Enjoyable Reading
Also Great for A Laugh
Actually Contains a few helpful hints that one may possibly use!!
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Old 11-28-2002, 07:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I need one that tells you how to surrive a staff member who always is looking at herself in fornt of the mirror...even when she is talking to a person..she talks to herself in the mirror..
I need a survival guide so we don't laugh ourselves to death over how much she adores herself...

No doubt this girl is very cute .. but enough all ready..
We think she is dating herself.. .....

I have asked her why she does this.. and she says I do NOT.....
I said yup.. yup you do.... so I bust her everythime she is doing it.. and she says.. I was fixing my shirt..or I was checking out my hair..
I said NO you were watching yourself in the mirror.....
and she gets all hurt.. and says .YOU GUYS pick on me.. and pouts...

FIND ME THAT HANDBOOK!!!!!

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Old 11-28-2002, 08:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Remove all mirrors in the front lobby!!!
Only have mirrors in your tanning room.

Or have some fun . . .
Ask her what happened to the back of her hair
or ask her what the horrible stain on the back of her shirt is??
Sit back & chuckle when she is trying to break her neck by trying to look in the mirror.
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny Amy, I can see you are going to be a barrel of laughs here with us.
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Old 11-29-2002, 09:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Chris:

She's just making sure she looks her best because you never know what day some handsome, young tanning industry reporter might show up at your salon ...
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John.. you are right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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