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For you boyz that travel a lot on planes..
This may help you out

Happy week-end

Love,
C







> > > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> > > glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
> > > He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and
> > > behold, she took the seat right beside his.
> > >
> > > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
> > > vacation?"
> > >
> > > She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
> > > Convention in Chicago."
> > >
> > > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> > > seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex !
> > > education!
> > >
> > > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
> > business
> > > role at this convention?"
> > >
> > > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
> > > the popular myths about sexuality."
> > >
> > > "Really," he said. "What myths are those?
> > >
> > > "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American
> > > men
>are
> > > the most well endowed,
> > > when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
> > possess
> > > that trait.
> > > Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
>actually
> > > it is the men of Jewish descent.
> > > We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
> > > categories
>is
> > > the Southern Redneck."
> > >
> > > Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> > > sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
> > > don't even know your name."
> > >
> > > "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me
> > > Bubba."

pam

Teresa

Chris, I know you do not have THAT much free time!!!!!

Shadow

Heya Bubba....I rem'ber you!