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Old 10-19-2002, 08:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Sent to me this morning from Pat from Can Cun...
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Gotta love those Blonds!!!!!!!



Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a crap table. A very attractive

> > blonde women arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single
roll of
> the
> > dice.
> >
> > She said, "I hope you don't mind, but feel much luckier when I'm
> completely
> > nude"
> >
> > With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
> "Mama
> > needs new clothes" then she hollered..."yes! yes! I won! I won!"
She
> jumped
> > up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up
all of
the
> > money and her clothes and quickly departed.
> >
> > The dealers, just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one
of them
> > asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I
thought
> You
> > were watching!"
> >
> > Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Old 10-19-2002, 04:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Isn't that the truth....
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Old 10-19-2002, 04:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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That was FUNNZ!

Im off to dinner!!!


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Old 10-28-2002, 09:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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O_o lol?
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Old 10-28-2002, 01:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Back to reality...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small club in Manchester. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only! blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little fuquer on your knee.”
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Old 10-28-2002, 08:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL!! (at the second on..)
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