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Old 09-01-2002, 08:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This was passed on to me by a friend. I thought it funny. Enjoy

This is from a newspaper contest on Long
Island. The requirements were
to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski
(the Unabomber), in a limerick.
Here are the three winners:
Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
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Leave it to us LONG ISLANDER's with these Limericks!!!!
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Old 09-01-2002, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Melty, I thought of you when I read this and posted on the board. After your Caltan limerick, I figured you would enjoy this.
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Oh My Gosh, that is absolutely hilarious! I love the winning limerick! Too Funny!
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I love all three. Had to email it to my mom, she was hooked to the television when all of that was going on.
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