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08-21-2002, 11:55 AM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66
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Rep Power: 27 | IDIOTS IN SERVICE > > > This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to > > > contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be > > > out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they > > > could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant > > > gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we > > > come?" > > > > > > I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do > > > that, since our phones weren't working. He also > > > requested that we report future outages by email. (Does > > > YOUR email work without a telephone line?) > > > > > > IDIOTS AT WORK > > > I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase > > > when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the > > > back of the credit card. > > > > > > She informed me that she couldn't complete the > > > transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked > > > why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the > > > signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed > > > the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared > > > the signature to the one I had just signed on the > > > receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. > > > > > > IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD > > > I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new > > > neighbor call the local township administrative office to > > > request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our > > > road. > > > > > > The reason: Too many deer were being hit by cars and he > > > didn't want them to cross there anymore. > > > > > > IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE > > > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. > > > She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal > > > lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING #1 > > > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an > > > airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your > > > baggage without your knowledge?" > > > > > > To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how > > > would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's > > > why we ask!" > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING #2 > > > The stop light on the corner buzzes when it's safe to > > > cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually > > > challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what > > > the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind > > > people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, > > > "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING #3 > > > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who > > > was leaving the company due to downsizing. Our manager > > > commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this > > > more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at > > > each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING #4 > > > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip > > > back into itself and for the life of her couldn't > > > understand why her system would not turn on. > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING #5 > > > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership > > > to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked > > > in it. We went to the service department and found a > > > mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side > > > door. As I watched from the passenger side, I > > > instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it > > > was unlocked. "Hey", I announced to the technician, "it's > > > open!" To which he replied, "I know -I already got that > > side!! |
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