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Old 08-21-2002, 11:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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IDIOTS IN SERVICE
> > > This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to
> > > contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be
> > > out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they
> > > could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant
> > > gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we
> > > come?"
> > >
> > > I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do
> > > that, since our phones weren't working. He also
> > > requested that we report future outages by email. (Does
> > > YOUR email work without a telephone line?)
> > >
> > > IDIOTS AT WORK
> > > I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase
> > > when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the
> > > back of the credit card.
> > >
> > > She informed me that she couldn't complete the
> > > transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked
> > > why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the
> > > signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed
> > > the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared
> > > the signature to the one I had just signed on the
> > > receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
> > >
> > > IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
> > > I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new
> > > neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> > > request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our
> > > road.
> > >
> > > The reason: Too many deer were being hit by cars and he
> > > didn't want them to cross there anymore.
> > >
> > > IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
> > > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
> > > She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> > > lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
> > >
> > > IDIOT SIGHTING #1
> > > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> > > airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
> > > baggage without your knowledge?"
> > >
> > > To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
> > > would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's
> > > why we ask!"
> > >
> > > IDIOT SIGHTING #2
> > > The stop light on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> > > cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually
> > > challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what
> > > the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
> > > people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
> > > "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
> > >
> > > IDIOT SIGHTING #3
> > > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
> > > was leaving the company due to downsizing. Our manager
> > > commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this
> > > more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at
> > > each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> > >
> > > IDIOT SIGHTING #4
> > > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> > > back into itself and for the life of her couldn't
> > > understand why her system would not turn on.
> > >
> > > IDIOT SIGHTING #5
> > > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> > > to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
> > > in it. We went to the service department and found a
> > > mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
> > > door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> > > instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it
> > > was unlocked. "Hey", I announced to the technician, "it's
> > > open!" To which he replied, "I know -I already got that
> > side!!

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