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05-30-2002, 05:20 PM
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| I love Derf!!   Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66
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Rep Power: 28   | Fun facts It is impossible to lick your elbow. In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Most lipstick contains fish scales. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ). It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. Rats and horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Cat's urine glows under a black-light. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. |
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05-30-2002, 05:35 PM
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Rep Power: 23 | I heard the one about the superman in the Seinfeld episodes a while back. Now, everytime I watch it, I catch myself looking for it. I scared the crap out of my boyfriend the other night when I started screaming, "There it is. I found it." But, I have noticed that sometimes it is not actually superman in the episode but a reference to him. |
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11-23-2004, 11:43 PM
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| I love Derf!!  Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound
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Rep Power: 24 | It reminds me of a drinking game we used to trade shots with. Each one had to be repeated in order adding one each round. Screw up...Shot! 1. a big brown bear 2. a couple of ducks 3. three thick thumbs 4. four furry felines 5. five fickle females 6. six Scillian Sailors sailing the seven seas 7. seven simple Simons sitting on a stump 8. eight egotistical egotists echoing egotistical inequities. 9. nine nebulous nuns, nibbeling nibbeling gnats, nuts, & nicotine buts. 10 I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit. |
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