NailCo product saves the Easter Bunny

fungirlz · 03-31-2002, 07:16 AM

Happy Easter Everyone....
I want to share with you what happend yesterday afternoon as I was driving home from South Daytona Beach..

I spent the day at the beach with some friends at their condo for the afternoon.
The weather was picture perfect 84 degrees and a beautiful light breeze filled the air.

I had the top down in my lil' car.. and decided to take the back road home..rather than taking Interstate 4...the back roads twist and turn and if there isn't a lot of cars you can enjoy the view of palm trees, lakes and swampland.A real free ride, if you know what I mean..

I was going a pretty good clip(50 mph) when behind me.. out of no where a silver BMW passed me like a bullet.............zoom...... scared me a bit..because this road is a two lane of twisits and bends, it is a no passing zone for 60 miles. I could see him up ahead of me going like a lighting strike........
From the marsh on the right appeared a multi-colored puff of fur.....then keeerplunk..the fur went flying over the hood of the BMW. What the for cryin out load was that I thought!!!

I pulled behind the silver bullet and jumped out of my car and ran to see a man looking down at the ground eyes wide open in shock..
My eyes followed his down to the blacktop and there lay a multi-colored bunny.. A Pink, Mint Green, Yellow, Lavander fella and all around him lay an array of Easter Joy.. Jelly beans, Eggs, Easter bonnets, Choclate bunnies....his basket was cracked and he was lifeless...
Wow........ "You killed the Easter Bunny" I said as I looked down at the poor creature..
"I..I...didn't see him, I swear he came outta no where...he hopped in front of me..I swear". Said the killer of the bunny..
We stood there looking down for the longest time...when I relized I had something in my trunk.. My handbag may hold the miracle..I was praying it would..

"WAIT!!" I said.. "STAY HERE".. I ran to my handbag...grabbed a spary can from my side flap.."yup.. this just may work" I said to the bunny killer.. I shook up the can.. and began to mist the bunny from his ears to toes..
With-in a few sprays the multi-colored fella began to twitch..wiggle and giggle..
He got up. ..and ..began to gather up his Easter Joy.. he located his bent glasses adjusted them on his nose....handed us a handful of candy.. and began hopping down the marshy trail... about every 10 feet he'd stop wave to us and continue down the trail.. stop wave..and continue..stop wave and continue..until he was outta sight..

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT YOU SPRAYED ON HIM!??!" asked the Silverbullet driver..

Well I said "I just got it from NailCo Beauty Supply.., the can says "Revitalizes Dead Hair from the inside out..and Infuses A Permanent Wave"..
Thanks Nailco...pleasure doing business with you.

Hoppy Easter Ya'll..

Cub Reporter Chris..
Accurate and Balanced News

[ This Message was edited by: fungirlz on 2002-03-31 07:20 ]

Tamar · 03-31-2002, 07:54 AM

Someone please give this woman some chocolate...

fungirlz · 03-31-2002, 05:01 PM

Nurse....... I like candy....Can I have an IV of raspberry choclate....

BooBop · 03-31-2002, 06:12 PM

OMG!!! Chris, you are in need of some major rest.

Revitilizes dead Hare....ROFLMAO

MJ · 03-31-2002, 06:27 PM

LOL>>>>:lol: you are tooo funny!!
Mj

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03-31-2002, 07:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
fungirlz Join Date: Jan 17 2002 Posts: 4,753 Rep Power: 8	Happy Easter Everyone.... I want to share with you what happend yesterday afternoon as I was driving home from South Daytona Beach.. I spent the day at the beach with some friends at their condo for the afternoon. The weather was picture perfect 84 degrees and a beautiful light breeze filled the air. I had the top down in my lil' car.. and decided to take the back road home..rather than taking Interstate 4...the back roads twist and turn and if there isn't a lot of cars you can enjoy the view of palm trees, lakes and swampland.A real free ride, if you know what I mean.. I was going a pretty good clip(50 mph) when behind me.. out of no where a silver BMW passed me like a bullet.............zoom...... scared me a bit..because this road is a two lane of twisits and bends, it is a no passing zone for 60 miles. I could see him up ahead of me going like a lighting strike........ From the marsh on the right appeared a multi-colored puff of fur.....then keeerplunk..the fur went flying over the hood of the BMW. What the for cryin out load was that I thought!!! I pulled behind the silver bullet and jumped out of my car and ran to see a man looking down at the ground eyes wide open in shock.. My eyes followed his down to the blacktop and there lay a multi-colored bunny.. A Pink, Mint Green, Yellow, Lavander fella and all around him lay an array of Easter Joy.. Jelly beans, Eggs, Easter bonnets, Choclate bunnies....his basket was cracked and he was lifeless... Wow........ "You killed the Easter Bunny" I said as I looked down at the poor creature.. "I..I...didn't see him, I swear he came outta no where...he hopped in front of me..I swear". Said the killer of the bunny.. We stood there looking down for the longest time...when I relized I had something in my trunk.. My handbag may hold the miracle..I was praying it would.. "WAIT!!" I said.. "STAY HERE".. I ran to my handbag...grabbed a spary can from my side flap.."yup.. this just may work" I said to the bunny killer.. I shook up the can.. and began to mist the bunny from his ears to toes.. With-in a few sprays the multi-colored fella began to twitch..wiggle and giggle.. He got up. ..and ..began to gather up his Easter Joy.. he located his bent glasses adjusted them on his nose....handed us a handful of candy.. and began hopping down the marshy trail... about every 10 feet he'd stop wave to us and continue down the trail.. stop wave..and continue..stop wave and continue..until he was outta sight.. "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT YOU SPRAYED ON HIM!??!" asked the Silverbullet driver.. Well I said "I just got it from NailCo Beauty Supply.., the can says "Revitalizes Dead Hair from the inside out..and Infuses A Permanent Wave".. Thanks Nailco...pleasure doing business with you. Hoppy Easter Ya'll.. Cub Reporter Chris.. Accurate and Balanced News [ This Message was edited by: fungirlz on 2002-03-31 07:20 ]

03-31-2002, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tamar Join Date: Aug 15 2001 Posts: 2,240 Rep Power: 8	Someone please give this woman some chocolate...

03-31-2002, 05:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
fungirlz Join Date: Jan 17 2002 Posts: 4,753 Rep Power: 8	Nurse....... I like candy....Can I have an IV of raspberry choclate....

03-31-2002, 06:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,496 Rep Power: 13	OMG!!! Chris, you are in need of some major rest. Revitilizes dead Hare....ROFLMAO

03-31-2002, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
MJ Join Date: Jan 21 2002 Posts: 3,060 Rep Power: 8	LOL>>>>:lol: you are tooo funny!! Mj

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