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Old 03-21-2002, 09:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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On the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a person ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience and there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! What do you think?

"It was midwinter, snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken her skiing. It was a day trip (No overnight involved). They were strangers, and truly did not know each other well. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte apres-ski. They were about an hour away from anywhere that had a restroom.

Her date suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be all over the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started to pee. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her date stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and, as a real gentleman, refrained from peeking.

Upon finishing, she soon became aware of the problem. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her butt was firmly stuck against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor, she answered her date's concern about "what was taking so long," with, "she was truly freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as they looked at each, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they tried to figure a way out of this mess. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. Rescue accomplished.

As you can imagine, the remainder of the trip home was pretty quiet and despite their "intimate encounter" the two did not see one another again.

As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down".
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OMG she must have had nightmares about that one....
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That is too funny. Thanks for sharing that with us, Tangirl.
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Maybe getting peeed on is better than getting peeed off.
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lucky they didnt both get stuck!
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