MJ

Ok I am dish water blonde myself so I apologize in advance to anyone this offends.. I just thought it was cute.

Little Joan grew up as a blonde, and married me, so you know what I have
to put up with.

The other day, She came running up, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why
she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping
up and down with her. She said, " Honey, I have some really great news for
you!", so I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

Joan stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been
trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told
her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

She said "Oh, honey. There's more", so I asked, "What do you mean more?"
She said, "We are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to the drug store and bought the
twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive."

Chippp

I don't get it !
HAHAHA