Found this on another board. I so cute and funny, I just had to share it with you.(A short story) A jealous husband came home early one afternoon to pack for an unexpected business trip. When he arrived the wife was gone and on the refrigerator note pad was written, ANTONIO 554-2020 Suspiciously he called the number on the pad and a man answered. MAN “Antonio” HUSBAND “Is Betsey there?” ANTONIO “Yes, she is in my bed, can I have her call you back?” HUSBAND “What is she doing in your bed?” ANTONIO “I told her she could do it standing up or lying down. She said she wanted to relax and do it lying down.” HUSBAND “You have a lot of gall telling me this!” ANTONIO “Don’t get mad at me. She came to me for this and acted like she didn’t have any experience at all. I told her we would go slow and take precaution. I also said it’s best to keep your legs apart and to help stimulate the process, she should rub oil all over her body. She didn’t have any so I let her use mine the first time.” “I’m sorry you found out, she didn’t want you to know. She said she was preparing for your first anniversary and cruise”. HUSBAND “You slime-Ball, if I knew where to find you I’d smash your face!” ANTONIO “Come on down to 813 Carnival Street and we will settle this right now!” The husband, in a vengeance, raced into town. Through the red light and around the corner onto Carnival Street he double-parked in front of 813. To his surprise he was in front of Antonio’s Tanning Salon. HUSBAND “OOPS” 07-13-2001 at 05:22 PM |