For All Newbies - Page 4

sundude · 04-13-2007, 09:22 PM

You better watch out!

Neon Beach · 04-13-2007, 09:23 PM

Not me, she better though.

sundude · 04-13-2007, 09:24 PM

will it involve gasoline,newspaper and matches?

Neon Beach · 04-13-2007, 09:25 PM

Yes, then I'm going to her place.

pcstutsman · 04-13-2007, 10:21 PM

I'll put out the welcome mat for ya

Mayor · 04-14-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sundude

will it involve gasoline,newspaper and matches?

True story: Yesterday a dude get mad at his neighbor and makes a gasoline bomb....left the station and stoped to vaccum his car at the car wash next door to the gas station......sets the bomb out by the vaccum.........someone call the cops............road closed for a couple of hours waiting on the bomb squad...........Our police, County police and State Troopers........Guy goes to jail.................

Stop to vaccum his car on the way to blow up his neighbors house............This ain`t smart!!! I think he moved here from Tenn.........eh Bill;)

Mayor · 04-14-2007, 11:00 AM

This explains why we always want to make our customers happy!!!^^

billable · 04-14-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor

True story: Yesterday a dude get mad at his neighbor and makes a gasoline bomb....left the station and stoped to vaccum his car at the car wash next door to the gas station......sets the bomb out by the vaccum.........someone call the cops............road closed for a couple of hours waiting on the bomb squad...........Our police, County police and State Troopers........Guy goes to jail.................

Stop to vaccum his car on the way to blow up his neighbors house............This ain`t smart!!! I think he moved here from Tenn.........eh Bill;)

I probably know him.

billable · 04-14-2007, 12:01 PM

I hired a young guy a few years ago when I had my construction company. He was a carpet layer. Came to me on Wednesday wanting to know if he could get his check early. Said that he had court the next day and wanted to go take care of a few bills because they were going to put him in jail. When I asked what he was getting locked up for, he said he robbed someones house and he was going to jail.

Long story short. He got his check and skipped town. They caught him and locked him up. He called his mother to go into his room, get some jewelry he had there and go pawn it to make his bail.

Mother went to pawn jewelry and one of the items was Hank Williams Jr.'s CMA ring. Had his name on it and everything.

The boy didn't make bail.

(And I still have a lot of tools missing...)

James Johnston · 04-14-2007, 12:05 PM

:lol: May be the same one that stole your tools......................Someone want my job.........elections in 1year 3months..12days 14minutes.........4 seconds...........just keeping track.........

04-13-2007, 09:22 PM	#31 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: For All Newbies You better watch out! __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

04-13-2007, 09:23 PM	#32 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 46 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: For All Newbies Not me, she better though.

04-13-2007, 09:24 PM	#33 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: For All Newbies will it involve gasoline,newspaper and matches? __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

04-13-2007, 09:25 PM	#34 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 46 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: For All Newbies Yes, then I'm going to her place.

04-13-2007, 10:21 PM	#35 (permalink)
pcstutsman I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 27 2004 Location: Indiana Age: 29 Posts: 8,293 Rep Power: 0	Re: For All Newbies I'll put out the welcome mat for ya

04-14-2007, 11:00 AM	#37 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 60 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 3	Re: For All Newbies This explains why we always want to make our customers happy!!!^^

04-14-2007, 12:01 PM	#39 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: For All Newbies I hired a young guy a few years ago when I had my construction company. He was a carpet layer. Came to me on Wednesday wanting to know if he could get his check early. Said that he had court the next day and wanted to go take care of a few bills because they were going to put him in jail. When I asked what he was getting locked up for, he said he robbed someones house and he was going to jail. Long story short. He got his check and skipped town. They caught him and locked him up. He called his mother to go into his room, get some jewelry he had there and go pawn it to make his bail. Mother went to pawn jewelry and one of the items was Hank Williams Jr.'s CMA ring. Had his name on it and everything. The boy didn't make bail. (And I still have a lot of tools missing...)

04-14-2007, 12:05 PM	#40 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 343 Rep Power: 4	Re: For All Newbies :lol: May be the same one that stole your tools......................Someone want my job.........elections in 1year 3months..12days 14minutes.........4 seconds...........just keeping track.........

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