WARNING!!!! - tanTALK

Mr Derf · 02-11-2008, 07:55 AM

Warning: Opening a tanning salon could separate you from your money!

Don't be stupid, do your homework. Research it until your eyes dry out and bleed.

DO NOT rely on your distributer or a reality TV show for information.

There are already way too many tanning salons. Yours WILL NOT be better, you WILL NOT give better service, you WILL NOT have better equipment. There is nothing you can do better than the other 10 salons with in 5 miles of you. That's reality, not a stupid TV show.

caribbean tan man · 02-11-2008, 08:01 AM

and thats derfality!

unity · 02-11-2008, 09:37 AM

I just found out that a salon across town, not really competition, is not doing well at all. I think its their third year. The owners lost their house. Not a rumor, came from friends of the owners that tan with us. And since someone may say "Well, not good friends if they don't tan there", well its across town!

KnxTan · 02-11-2008, 02:26 PM

I starving. wHen busy season?

movieking · 02-11-2008, 02:34 PM

Busy season is a myth and you need to lose weight anyways...lol

engfant · 02-11-2008, 02:34 PM

I got chicken scampi in the fridge from the other night.

I'll share but ONLY if you bust out a couple bars of A QUICK ONE

unity · 02-11-2008, 02:37 PM

I'm all about the Ramen!

KnxTan · 02-11-2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by engfant

I got chicken scampi in the fridge from the other night.

I'll share but ONLY if you bust out a couple bars of A QUICK ONE

What some "Sparks" for a Sam Adams?

caribbean tan man · 02-11-2008, 05:51 PM

$hit u guys are doing something wrong.......i sell packages ALLLLL DAYYYY!~

unity · 02-11-2008, 05:57 PM

Tanning packages? ;)

02-11-2008, 07:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr Derf I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 29 2006 Location: NE Age: 61 Posts: 1,237 Rep Power: 0	WARNING!!!! Warning: Opening a tanning salon could separate you from your money! Don't be stupid, do your homework. Research it until your eyes dry out and bleed. DO NOT rely on your distributer or a reality TV show for information. There are already way too many tanning salons. Yours WILL NOT be better, you WILL NOT give better service, you WILL NOT have better equipment. There is nothing you can do better than the other 10 salons with in 5 miles of you. That's reality, not a stupid TV show.

02-11-2008, 08:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: WARNING!!!! and thats derfality! __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

02-11-2008, 09:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
unity I vote for DERF! Join Date: Jan 6 2004 Location: Midwest-ish Posts: 4,400 Rep Power: 22	Re: WARNING!!!! I just found out that a salon across town, not really competition, is not doing well at all. I think its their third year. The owners lost their house. Not a rumor, came from friends of the owners that tan with us. And since someone may say "Well, not good friends if they don't tan there", well its across town! __________________ OMG! I made a post! :)

02-11-2008, 02:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	Re: WARNING!!!! I starving. wHen busy season? __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

02-11-2008, 02:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
movieking Team TanTalk Join Date: Aug 12 2004 Location: ITA 2004-2013 / ASA 2013 Posts: 3,444 Rep Power: 30	Re: WARNING!!!! Busy season is a myth and you need to lose weight anyways...lol

02-11-2008, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	Re: WARNING!!!! I got chicken scampi in the fridge from the other night. I'll share but ONLY if you bust out a couple bars of A QUICK ONE

02-11-2008, 02:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
unity I vote for DERF! Join Date: Jan 6 2004 Location: Midwest-ish Posts: 4,400 Rep Power: 22	Re: WARNING!!!! I'm all about the Ramen! __________________ OMG! I made a post! :)

02-11-2008, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: WARNING!!!! $hit u guys are doing something wrong.......i sell packages ALLLLL DAYYYY!~ __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

02-11-2008, 05:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
unity I vote for DERF! Join Date: Jan 6 2004 Location: Midwest-ish Posts: 4,400 Rep Power: 22	Re: WARNING!!!! Tanning packages? ;) __________________ OMG! I made a post! :)

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