Opening A Salon - tanTALK

perfecttan01 · 10-20-2004, 12:11 AM

thinkin bout openin a tannin salon, how
many beds and bulbs could I get for 993 dollars and 76 cents, if I need to I might get more if I sell my granddaddys trailor.
Will somebody tell me sumtin, do you really have to have electric to run them rascals,
I already have a big tub of hog fat to grease them gals down with,probly only charge a nickel a spoon.
I hear youns talk about air conditinin, wy
heck fire, I got a better idea, put perpellers on them babies.
If you cant tan em, fan em, thatll be my
motto.
Ill get em tan 1 way ot the other,if I have to ill cut the roof off the barn and let the sun shine on em.
Im not tryin to horn in on you fellers,
I jest want to be billionaires like uns.

Sqewk · 10-20-2004, 12:33 AM

You might be a redneck.....

hot like this · 10-20-2004, 12:38 AM

hmmmm....lol you can get precisely 20 beds, 800 amps of electric and 20 tons of AC for that price!!!!

Nothin says lovin lyke tanning with your cuzins!!!

perfecttan01 · 10-20-2004, 12:44 AM

Got a name already, Shinie Hinie Tannin and Moonshine Spa.
Oh, and I got sumtin better than them thar spray thangs yall always talkin bout, dip em in a barrell of brown boot dye,thatll sur do the trick.

Sqewk · 10-20-2004, 12:48 AM

Can I make an appointment?

hot like this · 10-20-2004, 12:49 AM

hahaha moonshine.. that will def. draw them to that there tannin salon

Sqewk · 10-20-2004, 12:52 AM

Do you carry that hot stuff, that stuff that gets you all red?

perfecttan01 · 10-20-2004, 12:53 AM

First come, first dunked, or drunked , if they get in 2 much o that shine.

perfecttan01 · 10-20-2004, 12:56 AM

Hot!! Wait till I mix some o dem thar peppers we grow in with that lard, that ll be a specialty thang,
gonna call it, hotdang.

YEAH, alreaty tested that stuff, rubbed some on my cows hinie and he outran my grandaddys tractor.

_________________
I dont care about making $$$,
I just love to play the game.[ This Message was edited by: perfecttan01 on 2004-10-20 01:00 ]

Sqewk · 10-20-2004, 01:02 AM

Call that gettin lucky in Kentucky?

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10-20-2004, 12:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	thinkin bout openin a tannin salon, how many beds and bulbs could I get for 993 dollars and 76 cents, if I need to I might get more if I sell my granddaddys trailor. Will somebody tell me sumtin, do you really have to have electric to run them rascals, I already have a big tub of hog fat to grease them gals down with,probly only charge a nickel a spoon. I hear youns talk about air conditinin, wy heck fire, I got a better idea, put perpellers on them babies. If you cant tan em, fan em, thatll be my motto. Ill get em tan 1 way ot the other,if I have to ill cut the roof off the barn and let the sun shine on em. Im not tryin to horn in on you fellers, I jest want to be billionaires like uns.

10-20-2004, 12:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sqewk Join Date: Jan 19 2004 Age: 47 Posts: 505 Rep Power: 21	You might be a redneck.....

10-20-2004, 12:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
hot like this Join Date: Sep 21 2004 Posts: 32 Rep Power: 0	hmmmm....lol you can get precisely 20 beds, 800 amps of electric and 20 tons of AC for that price!!!! Nothin says lovin lyke tanning with your cuzins!!!

10-20-2004, 12:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	Got a name already, Shinie Hinie Tannin and Moonshine Spa. Oh, and I got sumtin better than them thar spray thangs yall always talkin bout, dip em in a barrell of brown boot dye,thatll sur do the trick.

10-20-2004, 12:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sqewk Join Date: Jan 19 2004 Age: 47 Posts: 505 Rep Power: 21	Can I make an appointment?

10-20-2004, 12:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
hot like this Join Date: Sep 21 2004 Posts: 32 Rep Power: 0	hahaha moonshine.. that will def. draw them to that there tannin salon

10-20-2004, 12:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sqewk Join Date: Jan 19 2004 Age: 47 Posts: 505 Rep Power: 21	Do you carry that hot stuff, that stuff that gets you all red?

10-20-2004, 12:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	First come, first dunked, or drunked , if they get in 2 much o that shine.

10-20-2004, 12:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	Hot!! Wait till I mix some o dem thar peppers we grow in with that lard, that ll be a specialty thang, gonna call it, hotdang. YEAH, alreaty tested that stuff, rubbed some on my cows hinie and he outran my grandaddys tractor. _________________ I dont care about making $$$, I just love to play the game.[ This Message was edited by: perfecttan01 on 2004-10-20 01:00 ]

10-20-2004, 01:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sqewk Join Date: Jan 19 2004 Age: 47 Posts: 505 Rep Power: 21	Call that gettin lucky in Kentucky?

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