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Old 07-28-2007, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan.
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan.
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan.

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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan.

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Old 07-28-2007, 03:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan. .........

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Ok, so the drama continues. At about 11:30 this morning I get a frantic call. I couldn't understand the caller, nor did I recognize the number calling. My heart skipped a beat cause my kids are with the babysitter and I'm thinking the worst. It ended up being my drama queen at the salon. She was crying so hard she couldn't talk. Her father had kicked her out and called the cops on her. Next thing I heard was the cop telling her to button up her shirt. She was to be at work in 30 minutes. She was freaking out so badly I told her I would be there shortly. I showed up and the cops and her father said that she could leave with me, but she couldn't go to work or she could get arrested if there was another complaint. So, I took her home to my house. She needed to sleep off the case of zantex that she took. I got her shift covered. The story with this chick is sad. She was adopted by this family when she was 13. Both her parents are dead. Both crackheads. The people who adopted her are very cool, but couldn't deal with her drugs and disrespect of their home. They said she could go back but had to clean herself up and go apologize. I was planning of firing her next week. She ****ed up, I admit it. But she has gone through alot of crap in her life. Still no excuse for her actions. Now, what do I do? Will this drama ever end? And why is there a show about sunset tan when it's way more exciting at All Seasons Tan. . . . . . . . . .

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