Mr Derf

yes you are.

Mr. Microphone

Don't argue with me.

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Mr Derf

Don't argue with me.

Mr. Microphone

But I enjoy the conversational banter.

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Mr Derf

Tell me about yourself.

Mr. Microphone

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Alabama, on 1986.
My instructor was Applehat.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing
a song
for you?.

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Mr Derf

yes please.

Mr. Microphone

Your polite style is very nice. It's all good.

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Mr Derf

sing the song.

Mr. Microphone

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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