ANYONE USING JOE TAN - Page 4

cametotalktan · 10-02-2007, 07:35 PM

i do have one tiny question about Joe Tan (who is ****in' HOT, by the way... many respects to Joe's wife of course)...

Let's say that I buy Joe Tan, to give my clients the best lotions of course... and they love it (of course)... what happens when I refer them to that one place down the street and they see a big huge banner for Joe Tan and then they buy it from that banner? Isn't that shooting myself in the foot?

oh, another question...
Let's just say that there is a flood, blah blah blah, and your infected goo ends up on e-bay, you get complaints, blah blah blah.... would you be honest about the whole situation or just wing it and say whatever is convenient at the time?

please keep in mind that these are both important questions to help me decide who to do business with, honesty is a plus ;)

TTLAURIE · 10-02-2007, 09:17 PM

Great all i need is eggy tying up my phone line, pitching his red lime private label goo.

Cali's Finest · 10-02-2007, 09:36 PM

Paging Joe... Mr Joe Tan...

engfant · 10-03-2007, 09:11 AM

I just talked with Mr Hugonson the Assistant CEO of the JoeTan dynasty and he claims that yes, their main intentions are to get your phone numbers and then unload a bunch of enlargement pills for all the necessary parts that are in need of growth. Then you use the lotion for, you know, reduced friction sort to say.

And about the flood product, ALL JoeTan lotions are FILLED with the splendid nutrition of Louisiana flood waters so it's all good. No one gets short changed on that.

neubie · 10-03-2007, 11:38 AM

Sorry, I did not mean it that way. I did not know you were selling it as a real product.

cametotalktan · 10-03-2007, 11:43 AM

and the answers to my TWO very important questions are...

... waiting... sitting here waiting with tons of buying dollars and lots of previously filled, now empty, shelves...

eileen · 10-03-2007, 11:45 AM

pssst.... carol did you notice his new avatar sgnature? LOL

eileen · 10-03-2007, 11:47 AM

I think he should keep the slogan for Joe Tan. lol

engfant · 10-03-2007, 12:16 PM

So funny. We got NEUBIE taking everything seriously. My sig line changes once an hour and now I got a new slogan.

At least the Senior CEO/PRESIDENT Dr. Hugeinston (no relation to Hugonson) is happy about all the exposure he's getting while sitting on his diamond encrusted throne at his villa at JoeTan Isle.

mikeytan · 10-03-2007, 12:22 PM

What's my discount?

10-02-2007, 07:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN i do have one tiny question about Joe Tan (who is ****in' HOT, by the way... many respects to Joe's wife of course)... Let's say that I buy Joe Tan, to give my clients the best lotions of course... and they love it (of course)... what happens when I refer them to that one place down the street and they see a big huge banner for Joe Tan and then they buy it from that banner? Isn't that shooting myself in the foot? oh, another question... Let's just say that there is a flood, blah blah blah, and your infected goo ends up on e-bay, you get complaints, blah blah blah.... would you be honest about the whole situation or just wing it and say whatever is convenient at the time? please keep in mind that these are both important questions to help me decide who to do business with, honesty is a plus ;) __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

10-02-2007, 09:17 PM	#32 (permalink)
TTLAURIE Join Date: Feb 12 2006 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN Great all i need is eggy tying up my phone line, pitching his red lime private label goo.

10-02-2007, 09:36 PM	#33 (permalink)
Cali's Finest I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 6 2007 Location: Beaumont TX Age: 27 Posts: 1,148 Rep Power: 3	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN Paging Joe... Mr Joe Tan...

10-03-2007, 09:11 AM	#34 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 8,498 Rep Power: 12	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN I just talked with Mr Hugonson the Assistant CEO of the JoeTan dynasty and he claims that yes, their main intentions are to get your phone numbers and then unload a bunch of enlargement pills for all the necessary parts that are in need of growth. Then you use the lotion for, you know, reduced friction sort to say. And about the flood product, ALL JoeTan lotions are FILLED with the splendid nutrition of Louisiana flood waters so it's all good. No one gets short changed on that. __________________ Nothing is more dangerous than stupid. The #1 cause of death is natural causes...but where's the ribbon? http://mercola.fileburst.com/Flash/A...wsubscribe.swf

10-03-2007, 11:38 AM	#35 (permalink)
neubie I love Derf!! Join Date: Sep 14 2006 Location: southeast Posts: 267 Rep Power: 2	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN Sorry, I did not mean it that way. I did not know you were selling it as a real product.

10-03-2007, 11:43 AM	#36 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN and the answers to my TWO very important questions are... ... waiting... sitting here waiting with tons of buying dollars and lots of previously filled, now empty, shelves... __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

10-03-2007, 11:45 AM	#37 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 6,614 Rep Power: 17	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN pssst.... carol did you notice his new avatar sgnature? LOL __________________ under-exposure to uv rays is as dangerous as over-exposure...This is "D" life! (eileen)

10-03-2007, 11:47 AM	#38 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 6,614 Rep Power: 17	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN I think he should keep the slogan for Joe Tan. lol __________________ under-exposure to uv rays is as dangerous as over-exposure...This is "D" life! (eileen)

10-03-2007, 12:16 PM	#39 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 8,498 Rep Power: 12	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN So funny. We got NEUBIE taking everything seriously. My sig line changes once an hour and now I got a new slogan. At least the Senior CEO/PRESIDENT Dr. Hugeinston (no relation to Hugonson) is happy about all the exposure he's getting while sitting on his diamond encrusted throne at his villa at JoeTan Isle. __________________ Nothing is more dangerous than stupid. The #1 cause of death is natural causes...but where's the ribbon? http://mercola.fileburst.com/Flash/A...wsubscribe.swf

10-03-2007, 12:22 PM	#40 (permalink)
mikeytan I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 21 2004 Location: The Islands Age: 30 Posts: 1,443 Rep Power: 5	Re: ANYONE USING JOE TAN What's my discount? __________________ Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

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