Getting buff from a tanning bed

CoastalChick · 03-20-2006, 06:24 AM

I've heard a lot of crazy things about tanning but this one was a new one to me...
The other day someone came into our salon and said that he uses "cut lotion" to get buff in the tanning bed. What the heck?? Did he actually think that by putting on some sort of muscle lotion you'd use at the gym in the tanning bed that he'd get defined abs with virtually no work at all? Sounds like nonsense to me!
What do ya'll think?

tnannie · 03-20-2006, 08:22 AM

LOL! Let us know how buff he gets from the lotion!!!! We all might have just found the ticket to our fortunes!!! LMAO! People are always looking for the best results with the least amount of effort! :) Makes me laugh.

CoastalChick · 03-20-2006, 08:20 PM

Listening to him I just smiled and nodded when he began insisting that he "gets cut" from tanning.

wonderwoman6 · 03-21-2006, 01:08 PM

haha! maybe he's using "ray of light" by designer skin. you know the lotion that makes you look sleek and sexy?

navigatin1 · 03-21-2006, 01:22 PM

"Weight gainer 5000" "beefcake, BEEFCAKE"

"Sweeeet, I'm gonna look all buff"

mikejones · 03-21-2006, 01:35 PM

You don't think you look more cut when you are tan? Watch the next Body building comp....unless this dude has a beer but to his knees....

TikiTanGod · 03-21-2006, 01:40 PM

Just tell him that your upgrade beds have a special bulb in them that works with the cutting lotion and increases the definition in his abs, so he should use only your best beds...

CoastalChick · 03-26-2006, 07:44 PM

LMBO Tiki!!
Yes mikejones I do think you look more sleek when you have a tan but actually coming out of the tanning bed with defined abs is total BS. You cannot get buff from laying in a tanning bed, you gotta work your butt off!

mr belvedere · 03-26-2006, 07:46 PM

So working my butt off will improve my abs?! Dangit! Those videos are going right back to the infomercial people!!!!

MatrixMan · 03-26-2006, 08:38 PM

LMAO... I do to believe that when you are tan you look skinnier and sleeker....

03-20-2006, 06:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
CoastalChick Join Date: Mar 1 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 67 Rep Power: 0	Getting buff from a tanning bed I've heard a lot of crazy things about tanning but this one was a new one to me... The other day someone came into our salon and said that he uses "cut lotion" to get buff in the tanning bed. What the heck?? Did he actually think that by putting on some sort of muscle lotion you'd use at the gym in the tanning bed that he'd get defined abs with virtually no work at all? Sounds like nonsense to me! What do ya'll think? __________________ Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

03-20-2006, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 92	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed LOL! Let us know how buff he gets from the lotion!!!! We all might have just found the ticket to our fortunes!!! LMAO! People are always looking for the best results with the least amount of effort! :) Makes me laugh.

03-20-2006, 08:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
CoastalChick Join Date: Mar 1 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 67 Rep Power: 0	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed Listening to him I just smiled and nodded when he began insisting that he "gets cut" from tanning. __________________ Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

03-21-2006, 01:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
wonderwoman6 Join Date: May 23 2005 Posts: 25 Rep Power: 0	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed haha! maybe he's using "ray of light" by designer skin. you know the lotion that makes you look sleek and sexy?

03-21-2006, 01:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
navigatin1 Derf's My *****! Join Date: Aug 17 2004 Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 5	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed "Weight gainer 5000" "beefcake, BEEFCAKE" "Sweeeet, I'm gonna look all buff" __________________ "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Competitor"

03-21-2006, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
mikejones Join Date: Sep 30 2005 Posts: 649 Rep Power: 6	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed You don't think you look more cut when you are tan? Watch the next Body building comp....unless this dude has a beer but to his knees.... __________________ I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face slim waist wit a big behind

03-21-2006, 01:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 26 Posts: 613 Rep Power: 26	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed Just tell him that your upgrade beds have a special bulb in them that works with the cutting lotion and increases the definition in his abs, so he should use only your best beds... __________________ on Soul Patrol

03-26-2006, 07:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
CoastalChick Join Date: Mar 1 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 67 Rep Power: 0	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed LMBO Tiki!! Yes mikejones I do think you look more sleek when you have a tan but actually coming out of the tanning bed with defined abs is total BS. You cannot get buff from laying in a tanning bed, you gotta work your butt off! __________________ Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

03-26-2006, 07:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,426 Rep Power: 52	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed So working my butt off will improve my abs?! Dangit! Those videos are going right back to the infomercial people!!!! __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

03-26-2006, 08:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 17 Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Re: Getting buff from a tanning bed LMAO... I do to believe that when you are tan you look skinnier and sleeker....

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