06-21-2009, 03:11 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 26 | Huffington Post on Sen. John Ensign: Hours Spent on Tanning Bed "Fried My Judgment" Ensign: Hours Spent on Tanning Bed "Fried My Judgment" One day after admitting to an extramarital affair with an aide, Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) pleaded for understanding, arguing that hours spent on a tanning bed "fried [my] judgment." "I ask all of those who consider my wrongdoing to lie an hour on my tanning bed," he said. "You'll see - your ability to tell right from wrong gets pretty darn baked." The Nevada senator agreed to 200 hours of community service in which he will work as a traffic cone. In a positive development for Sen. Ensign, he received a strong vote of confidence today from another key tanned Republican in Congress. According to congressional insiders, fellow baked Republican John Boehner (R-OH) is considering breaking off from the G.O.P. along with Sen. Ensign and forming a so-called Orange Party. Andy Borowitz: Ensign: Hours Spent on Tanning Bed "Fried My Judgment" |
06-21-2009, 03:15 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 26 | Re: Huffington Post on Sen. John Ensign: Hours Spent on Tanning Bed "Fried My Judgmen This must be similar to Obama Derangement Syndrome caused by drinking toxic Kool-Aid. |
06-21-2009, 03:26 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Huffington Post on Sen. John Ensign: Hours Spent on Tanning Bed "Fried My Judgmen Wow, maybe he was baked on something else impairing his judgement. I'd like to know who believes the crap these people spew. Didn't his advisors warn him that he was saying something so completely stupid? Reminds me of Spin City |
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