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Old 06-03-2006, 11:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

Ok, apparently I asked a stupid question cause I got a lot of stupid replies back.

I'm totally serious though, I have no experience whatsoever with tanning lotions or bronzer or bed, etc. I don't know how they work and really the instructions on the bottle are very vague. They only say to apply liberally. That's it. It doesn't say how long to wait. It doesn't say to go in the sun afterwards, it doesn't say anything.
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Re: Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

Well, what you are supposed to do is drink the whole bottle then leap into on coming traffic.

ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT? It's TANNING LOTION. When the **** do you think it's supposed to be applied?

Put it on your frikkin skin and get in the frikkin sun and stop making a fool out of yourself.

Do you search for the ANY key when the computer tells you to hit any key to continue?

Sometimes to obvious is just that.
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Re: Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

Ok Sosublime, I will give you a straight answer.

Even if you have never tanned before, it is hard to believe that you are asking a serious question. I still don't believe that this is for real, but here goes anyway.

A tanning lotion is to help you get a better tan while using a tanning bed. If you slathered it on and didn't get any UV exposure, yes you pretty much wasted your money. You just used an expensive moisturizer . There are many different types of lotions and I don't think you will be capable of figuring out which lotion is right for you by reading information on the computer. You are going to need the one on one help that a reputable salon can provide.

If you want to get color without tanning and you want to have any chance in **** that it will look right, don't do it yourself, go to a salon that provides UV free tanning and ask them to help you.
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i see dumb people!! gp to iamtan .com for your answer
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Re: Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

Okay, seriously....where did you buy the lotion and how old are you?
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Re: Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

If there are not instructions then maybe it is bbq sauce or mayo.
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Oh God. IAMTAN is only going to make things worse. You think Tantalk is a mess try that site out for size. Run by retards, for retards.
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Dang, ya'll on this site have some serious anger issues. Tip to save your heart: next time you feel you've read a stupid question got to the NEXT question instead of getting all bent out of shape sheesh!! Sounds like ya'll are spending way too much time out in the sun, your brains are getting fried...thanks for nothing. :)
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P.S. There are actually lotions out there where you don't need to go out in the sun for them to take effect, and I thought this is what this was.....DUH!
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Re: Tanzotic Help!!! Part 2

Yes, but they're not tanning lotions.....which is what you bought.

So imagine our pain as salon owners having to read this.
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