| How many of you have tried to go to sleep after a long day of sitting on your *** at your salon making money, but in the back of your head you hear the crowing "I'VE BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY FOR 15 YEARS!"...you want to sleep, you NEED to sleep..but no matter how many coors light's you pound, that little smelly voice keeps barking. And rather than continuing to deprecate your inteligence, you cave to the sales pitch from this "ex-high school wrestler" turned "tanning yokel" and fork out $24.95, faster than you can say "German Hooker" for what YOU are told will "REVOLUTIONIZE THE INDUSTRY". I mean sure, they look like what somebody's sister might have sold him as a "combo" package of assorted non-useful crap for $9,000 (but at least she extended him "terms"), and just short of getting caught buying a jockstrap (without being a card-carrying "ball owner") it is the most embarrassing purchase of your lifetime. But I digress, "Bill, is that the same as going back"? Am I selling myself short? No, because I have already been "sold out" on. Not only do Tandles come in a variety of colors (for your wife's 'mood swings') but they now have them for petes, er..I mean pets as well! Right when you ran out of things to spend money on,.. not that any one of your 26 BANKRUPT repo-d credit cards work, but you can't spel UT without the "T" in "terms". Ciao`
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11-21-2003, 11:24 AM
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