IMS: The Rest Of The Story..... - tanTALK

Don Smith · 03-05-2002, 08:51 AM

Been wondering why the bozo's from the other board have been coming here (and the other boards) to cause trouble?

Been wondering why the other board "feels the need" to bash everyone and everything everyday?

Been wondering why Little Banty Rooster Bruce seems to always have his panties in a wad?

The rest of the story....

Scientists have learned that a lack of testosterone leaves men bad-tempered, emotional, depressed and suffering from IMS (Iritable Male Syndrome). Some men seem to stay in a perpetual state of irritability the authors report (although the authors didn't say why all of the "irritable" men end up as "moderators" on the other board).

What can be done?

It turns out that a shot of testerone can make it "all better" for the IMS men. One shot gives them more enery, increases their motivation, improves their attitude toward life, reduces iritability and increases their sex drive.

So, TanTalkers, let's all contribute a few dollars to the "Little Banty Rooster Bruce-IMS Fund" so that he and the "grumpy old moderators" (especially doofus) can all go get a testosterone shot.

One problem remains.

How do we help ~~Sheila get over whatever it is that is bugging her? I wonder if there is there such a thing as an IBS?

Don

solarmeter · 03-05-2002, 10:19 AM

Yikes - be careful... there are ads all over the radio around here advertizing that stuff. What they neglect to mention is it can make your hair fall out or dramatically recede.

Contrast a high testosterone James Carville with a Newt Gingrich..

CHUNN · 03-05-2002, 10:31 PM

Just saw this one. What would IBS stand for????

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03-05-2002, 08:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Don Smith Join Date: Feb 25 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,643 Rep Power: 26	Been wondering why the bozo's from the other board have been coming here (and the other boards) to cause trouble? Been wondering why the other board "feels the need" to bash everyone and everything everyday? Been wondering why Little Banty Rooster Bruce seems to always have his panties in a wad? The rest of the story.... Scientists have learned that a lack of testosterone leaves men bad-tempered, emotional, depressed and suffering from IMS (Iritable Male Syndrome). Some men seem to stay in a perpetual state of irritability the authors report (although the authors didn't say why all of the "irritable" men end up as "moderators" on the other board). What can be done? It turns out that a shot of testerone can make it "all better" for the IMS men. One shot gives them more enery, increases their motivation, improves their attitude toward life, reduces iritability and increases their sex drive. So, TanTalkers, let's all contribute a few dollars to the "Little Banty Rooster Bruce-IMS Fund" so that he and the "grumpy old moderators" (especially doofus) can all go get a testosterone shot. One problem remains. How do we help ~~Sheila get over whatever it is that is bugging her? I wonder if there is there such a thing as an IBS? Don

03-05-2002, 10:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
solarmeter Join Date: Nov 13 2001 Location: MI Posts: 861 Rep Power: 23	Yikes - be careful... there are ads all over the radio around here advertizing that stuff. What they neglect to mention is it can make your hair fall out or dramatically recede. Contrast a high testosterone James Carville with a Newt Gingrich..

03-05-2002, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
CHUNN Join Date: Oct 17 2000 Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 3,819 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 25	Just saw this one. What would IBS stand for????

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