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03-08-2006, 06:06 AM
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I'm Banned
 
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New Canadian Forum
Hello fellow Canadians, I suggested this new forum as a place that we could go and discuss some of the same issues we all discuss already but, where it will have that "unique" Canadian flair.
So go ahead and talk about Canadian Federal (proposed) regs., lotion availibilities, Canadian Distys etc.. Just remember, this is an open forum and can be viewed by everyone, so be careful when talking about wholesale prices and things like that. Does this mean I'M the New Prime Minister? |
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03-08-2006, 06:51 AM
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I love Derf!!
 
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Re: New Canadian Forum
Neon for Prime Minister?....hmmm? You can't be any worse than what we have now can you?
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03-08-2006, 07:23 AM
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I love Derf!!
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Re: New Canadian Forum
Hmmmmm? Somebody in Ottawa, but he is just the puppet, not sure who is controlling the strings attached...lol
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03-08-2006, 08:39 AM
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Re: New Canadian Forum
I don't get these.
You might be a Newfie Jedi if..... ------------------------------------------------ 1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by*'." 2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin. 3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose. 4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond. 5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok. 6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers. 7. The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather. 8. Even C3-PO cannot understand what you are saying. 9. You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off someone from the Sundance (Bar on George Street) and Breezway (University Bar). 10. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer to give you unemployment insurance checks. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Come on by' son, come on over 'ere to the dark side and have a Black Horse (Newfoundland brewed beer) witt yer old man." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend. 13. You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes from St. Pierre (Island belonging to France just of southern nf coast). 14. You have a Newfoundland dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 15. You think Andy Wells (St. John's mayor) and Brian Tobin (nf premier) are part of the dark side of the force. 16. You have ever fantasized about Danielle House wearing her hair like Princess Leia.+ 17. You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your trailer to gravel pits. 18. Chewbacca is the lead of your dog sled team. 19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis. 20. You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene. 21. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... tell me what the **** your mother's getting on with by'?!" |
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