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mr belvedere · 05-01-2008, 01:28 AM

"Make your Mom a MILF this May! Get your mom laid today, buy her a sexy tan in the name of her special man at blah blah blah Tan and Spa (or whatever your store name is)! Dou you care about your mother's mental health? Then invest in her sexual wealth! Two weeks free tanning with the purchase of four (4) lotions and two (3) bikinis at XYZ Tanning and Spa! (Insert salon name there) Hey! Tan fat looks way sexier than just fat fat! Erythemite her cellulite today at ...!

You get the picture. Throw in a nail job and a massage gift certie from the locals that participate in your crosspromotions.

Hope this helps. Good luck out there. -Belvy

05-01-2008, 01:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,415 Rep Power: 52	Re: Anyone offering a Mother's Day Special? "Make your Mom a MILF this May! Get your mom laid today, buy her a sexy tan in the name of her special man at blah blah blah Tan and Spa (or whatever your store name is)! Dou you care about your mother's mental health? Then invest in her sexual wealth! Two weeks free tanning with the purchase of four (4) lotions and two (3) bikinis at XYZ Tanning and Spa! (Insert salon name there) Hey! Tan fat looks way sexier than just fat fat! Erythemite her cellulite today at ...! You get the picture. Throw in a nail job and a massage gift certie from the locals that participate in your crosspromotions. Hope this helps. Good luck out there. -Belvy __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous