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Old 08-01-2007, 01:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: New Rules!

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Originally Posted by James Johnston View Post
New Rule......If you need to shave and still collect baseball cards......they are just pictures of men!!!

New Rule......Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here`s how much do men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we`re done!

New Rule......There is no such thing a flavored water! Supermarkets have whole aisle of this sh*t......Flavored water is a soft drink.......Scotch over ice makes flavored water!!

New Rule......I don`t need a bigger mega bag of M&Ms.....if I am that hungry for M&Ms, I`ll go nut and eat two!!....bags of course!

New Rule......No more bathroom attendants! After I zip up, some guy offering me a towel and a mint makes me wonder if I just had sex with him!!

New Rule......Stop saying that a teenage boy who had sex with his hot, beautiful, blonde teacher is permanently damaged!! I have a better discription....lucky basta*ds

I think it was George Carlin that changed these rules.......Of course George thinks golf courses should double a grave yards.....:O
Above red rule, I completely agree!
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