| Guy goes into a bar and orders a screwdriver, bartender gives him an apple he says whats this bartender says just try it. Guy says it taste like orange juice Bartender says turn it over guy says wow it taste like vodka. Next guy comes in orders a jack and coke he gets an apple first guy tells him to just try it same thing he taste the coke then the Jack.
So these 2 guys start talking and tell the bartender hey you could get rich if you could get an apple to taste like p*$$Y, bartender says I already have that so he lays an apple on the bar and one of the guys takes a bite out of it and says ewwwww this taste like a#$ bartender says flip it over.
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