so this guy goes into his local pub where he is a regular sits down at the bar and the bartender instantly slides him a drink. the guy slides the drink back and says no thanks not after last night.
bartender: ahh just 1 or 2.
guy: no i was really messed up last nite
bartender: ahh we all get like that every know and then.
guy: no really i went home and blew chunks!
bartender: hay havent we all
guy: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CHUNKS IS MY DOG
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