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Old 06-25-2005, 11:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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With the battle of the derms at full white head status, I have been trying to think what I am going to do when they finaly shut us down.

Easy switch for all us salon owners.

Step 1, Remove all tops from tanning beds to make room for "lap care professionals" to have a place to dance.

Step 2, Replace all bottles of lotion with bottles of booze.

Step 3, Place bar stools in front of counter and tanning beds.

Step 4, Place "red velvet" ropes out front to form a waiting line for customers.

Step 5, Hire big dumb muscle guy to look mean at customers waiting in line.

Step 6, Relax! You are now the proud owner of a "jiggly room"!!!!
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