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engfant · 05-10-2005, 06:23 PM

This is the biggest JOKE going. HEALTH TAN??? What health?

This country is HI LARIOUS. 100% marketing 0% product.

There is gunna be a place in the history books called U.S. FLIM FLAM OF THE NEW MILLENIUM how the people ran SCARED OF EVERYTHING EVEN THE SUN!

The news broadcast as follows:

Fox news reporting, people are dropping dead from so called HEALTHLY TANNING that is the spray booth. I guess breatheing in heavy mists of dirty water ISN'T good for you afterall. You can get something known as BOOTH PNEUMONIA that's caused by constantly breathing in wet dirty water.

The only way to get over this is by upping your immune system and Vita D. 10min in the sun a day or a trip to the tanning bed twice a week hooked up to an oxygen genorator.

05-10-2005, 06:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,423 Rep Power: 13	This is the biggest JOKE going. HEALTH TAN??? What health? This country is HI LARIOUS. 100% marketing 0% product. There is gunna be a place in the history books called U.S. FLIM FLAM OF THE NEW MILLENIUM how the people ran SCARED OF EVERYTHING EVEN THE SUN! The news broadcast as follows: Fox news reporting, people are dropping dead from so called HEALTHLY TANNING that is the spray booth. I guess breatheing in heavy mists of dirty water ISN'T good for you afterall. You can get something known as BOOTH PNEUMONIA that's caused by constantly breathing in wet dirty water. The only way to get over this is by upping your immune system and Vita D. 10min in the sun a day or a trip to the tanning bed twice a week hooked up to an oxygen genorator.