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Neon is much too young for you. I'm more your age...
Killer Brazillian monkeys in Florida? Are you nuts? We have the feared Florida Sunburned monkey. They see a northerner with a sunburn and pull the dead skin right off of their bodies. It is not a pretty sight.
We had a Canadian who had to be hospitalized because he ate a pomegranate fruit that dies the skin red. A Florida Sunburn monkey saw this Canadian. Well, it took 5 plastic surgeons 2 days to replace the guy's abdomen and privates back in place.
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