I think this ad copy really brings it home for the female tanner ~ right?
Quote:Beer, Babes and Bone-a-fide contests:
*Bone Babe Dunk Tank-Step right up and get a Bone Babe wet.
*Cowboy Bill's Cow Chip Toss-Even uglier than you can imagine.
*Donovan's Rubber Toss-Exactly what you're thinking.
*Handle Our Melons-And actually win a prize instead of a slap in the face.
*Squeky's Weiner Catch-These babies really plump when you catch 'em.
http://www.933thebone.com/bikini-contest.htm
please note how HEALTHY her tan looks even tho her self esteem needed to be enhanced. |