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The second "spy" report is in from the top secret "dumpster detail" and we have some interesting information found behind a salon in San Diego, California.
We found:
1. A draft of an article titled "Spamming R Me".
2. A blueprint for a sunbed that will only tan your ears (everyone knows how hard it is to tan your ears!).
3. A copy of an e-mail to the administrator of TrashingTheImageOfTanningToday pointing out that (1) their website is going "in the dumpster" because it is so boring ("as boring as the TSO website without the redeeming value of the content found there", he said), and, (2) pointing out that "everyone who is anyone" is moving over to www.tantalk.com.
4. A copy of a secret e-mail to Mr. Chunn exploring the idea of his coming here to act as a "featured" moderator. The e-mail was stained with wine and tears because Michael responded with the message "No can do, CatManDrew!"
Don
PS: We found some stuff in a dumpster behind a salon in Pennsylvania but you already KNOW what we found there! LOL |